SNFU

Pulled a muscle
I popped a joint
My useless body
Is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencilneck

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars

Saw my chiropractor
My question he did answer
Said you better take care
I better get some Medicare
I'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Doing her floor excersize routine Pulled a muscle
popped a joint
my useless body
is falling apart
i used to be limber
i used to have finesse
now i'm just a pencil neck
But it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
coming off the unever bars
Saw my chiropractor
my questions he did answer
said i better take care
better get some medicare
i'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
i'm no spring chicken pigeon
But it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
doing her floor exercise routine