Ace Troubleshooter

I would like to call myself gifted
but for me they use a completely different word
bright, intelligent, studious, or learned?
oh no! they call me nerd
In vain i wish i could make fun of their white hats
bullroar! i know, that would be absurd
so i'm just stuck with getting shoved in lockers
oh no! here they come after the nerd
Oh i wish i were a jock
cuz then i'd get all the girls
oh i wish i were a jock
cuz then i'd be the king of the world
Getting stomped on leaves quite an impression
i always leave shaken, feeling like a tird
in my periforal vision a troop of bouncing white hats
oh no! here they come after the nerd
Now limping down the hall past all the girls
i hear them snickering, but to me not a word
i see them giggling and pointing at me
cuz i'm the nerd